DEPARTMENT OF FELINE JUSTICE
WANTED
PREFERABLY WELL-FED
KNOWN ALIAS: THE PURR-LAWPANCHO
FOR CRIMES AGAINST PEACE,
QUIET, AND PERSONAL SPACE
QUIET, AND PERSONAL SPACE
REWARD UNLIMITED TREATS
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★ CASE FILE 001 ★WANTED.
WANTED.
STILL AT LARGE.
A record of the alleged offenses committed by Pancho, outlaw and full-time treat enthusiast.
KNOWN ALIAS: THE PURR-LAW01
Aggravated loafing
Occupying the finest seat in the house without a permit. Refuses to relocate.
02
Unlicensed yeehawin'
Being a cowboy without any formal cowboy training. The hat is his only credential.
03
Possession of excessive charm
Distracting innocent bystanders with devastating eyes and suspicious whiskers.
04
Resisting bedtime
Activities allegedly include midnight zoomies, unexplained noises, and no remorse.
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Words of wisdom from a cat who has never paid rent and never will.
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“This town ain't big enough for the both of us. Mostly because I'm stretched across the whole couch.”
— OUTLAW PANCHO✳ VERIFIED BY ABSOLUTELY NO ONE
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THE OUTLAW IS HUNGRY.
No sheriff can contain his appetite. Leave a virtual treat for Pancho the Thug.
“The outlaw doesn't do refunds. He already ate the evidence.”